Orgasms On Command
Curious about how to program your submissive so that she orgasms at your command? This Girl says it can be done!
Brutal Femdom Peggers Use Howlin’ Jack’s Lube!
It’s a Figging.com cartoon about tight butts, big strap-ons, and spiced lube.
Playing Scrabble With Frankenstein’s Monster
If you’re going to play Scrabble with reanimated body parts, there’s no point wearing any clothes, is there?
Spanking The Pigs
Hippie lesbian biker chicks tie up and spank a “fascist pig” cop. Are we missing the 1960s yet?
How To Back Up Your Porn Tumblr
Yahoo bought Tumblr. {everybody cries} Tumblr’s already locked away all the porn blogs so they can’t be searched or archived. Maybe it’s time to back up your adult Tumblr before Yahoo kills it completely? Here’s how:
As a general proposition, one should usually instruct one’s electronic robot spider minions to follow robots.txt rules; unruly robot spiders are a menace to the internet and to web servers everywhere. But this principle of polite internet behavior assumes that you haven’t had your own data locked behind the hostile barbed wire of some corporate data-silo forced-labor camp where the robots.txt has been put in place to hide your porny visage so that the corporate camp commissars will look prettier in the pages of Forbes Magazine and the Wall Street Journal. When it’s your data, you’re perfectly within your moral rights to ignore the robots.txt in order to extricate it; and so that’s what we’re going to do here…
Ouch, My Pussy
This YouTube video features a blonde tasering her own pussy (through her panties) for reasons unclear. Ouchies…
Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator
Uh, oh! We have news that the justly-famous Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator almost got discontinued by Hitachi. It’s been rescued by the US distributor, but the Hitachi brand name will be coming off the product. Henceforth, it will be known as “The Original Magic Wand.”
Phew! That was a close one!
Kink Sites Linklist For Your Phone
Via ErosBlog, here’s a handy link portal for your phone that will take you to the mobile versions of all the Kink.com sites:
Noisy Nipple Twisting
“And depending on how far you turn ’em, she makes a wide range of different noises!”
Nude Sophia Loren
She was topless in the French version of an Italian movie, way back in 1951. Yay Sophia Loren titties!