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Where can you find electricity play sex comics featuring BDSM and electric toys, cruel electric shocks and painful zappings?

There are some samples of Dofantasy.com electrosex comics at the Electrosex Blog.

I know men who think there’s no such thing as a woman who genuinely enjoys anal sex. They are wrong, but they do think that.

Here’s a picture that may give you a notion why they feel that way:

She Does Not Like It Up Her Butt

Now here’s an illustrated tale that’s as bawdy as anyone could hope for:

The Drunken Archer’s Bet

Bawdy people, I am OLD. But not so old that I do not remember things. One of the things I remember is that Wikipedia used to have an article about Tubgirl. This entry was slightly misnamed; in fact the article was an exhaustive (for its time) essay on all the infamous shock sites of the day.

That article is not there today. It’s not even visible in the revision history; the current redirect at https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tubgirl was created in 2008, presumably to replace the page after previous deletion. And sadly, the Wikipedia entry for shock site is a pale shadow of the article I remember. There are literally only four examples given, which is explained in the talk page as the result of Wikipedia’s modern fetish for deleting anything that hasn’t been discussed in Very Serious Media — an unlikely event considering the content.

Eventually, it was decided that (as per Wikipedia policy), any shock site should actually be backed up by references. This resulted in the list being slimmed down greatly. Some of the original sites (such as the original, non-commercial meatspin.com, and tubgirl, did not survive the slimming down, as although they were the ‘original’ shock sites, not just the ‘me-too’ ones, they did not have any references whatsoever.

Ideally, on Wikipedia, all the sources should either be from BBC news / similiar quality sites (with the proviso that they are not just ‘the story of the day’, but news articles which have lasting impact e.g. a large earthquake etc), or even better from peer-reviewed journals.

For the shock sites article, the chances of finding references on major news sites, or in a peer-reviewed journal, are minimal. While these types of references are the MOST verifiable / reliable, it should be noted that verifiability / reliability is of course a spectrum; and we cannot always obtain references / sources at the purest / best end of that spectrum. There have been discussions by moderators in the past on this page, and it has been noted that we cannot expect broadsheet newspaper or peer-reviewed journal sources for this article, we will not accept personal blogs, or links to other lists of shock sites, or references containing only very tenuous links to the site (although this last category of reference can be useful).

In revolt against that particular narrow-minded culture-destroying flavor of killjoy insanity, I went looking for an archive of the old Tubgirl article, the one with the hugely detailed list of shock sites and much nostalgic internet history in it. Fortunately, I was able to find a 2005-vintage copy in somebody’s outdated clickfarming website, that I could restore fairly easily by doing a copypasta that elided all their targeted-keyword advertising links. From clues in text, I think it’s plain that many editors were treating this as if it were a general “shock sites” entry.

So, in the interest of internet culture preservation, here’s a copy of the 2005(ish) Wikipedia entry for “Tubgirl”:

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Bondage Blog has been posting about the ultimate automatic and perpetual blowjob machine. Here’s what the creator of the device, Matt Williams, has to say about it on his blog:

I came up with the idea for this device. It’s essentially a fucking machine, but designed for a guy. Just strap your favorite little girl in there and bam! Automatic blowjob machine! It moves her head back and forth on your cock. I suggest adding a ring gag for full helplessness…

Imagine a comic-book girl named Pinochia. Remember the little boy whose nose grows when he tells a lie? Well, when Pinochia lies, her tits get bigger. And the only way to shrink them again is for her to get a sound and proper whipping.

Sound like endless fun to you? Hell, yeah…

Via Bondage Blog, a sequence of sex comics panels featuring use of the notorious anal pear, so beloved of the Spanish Inquisition:

This restaurant has a unique program for encouraging self-improvement among the wait staff. They call it back-ally blowjob duty and how it works is, every week the waitress who put the least amount into the tip pool the previous week gets staked out like this in the alley behind the restaurant. They leave a tip jar out there, so if she does a good job, she won’t get stuck out there two weeks in a row.