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When her husband bought them a week on a private island, she whispered a fantasy in his ear. “Chased and fucked? For reals?”

He gave her exactly what she asked for. Not a peep of safeword was heard. And a good time was had by all.

A hundred years ago, newspaper cartoonists and vice-presidents were in agreement that what this country needed was a good five-cent cigar. Today, there’s nothing wrong that a good fifty-cent blowjob wouldn’t fix:

Patriotism, American-style:

First he slaps her, then he makes up to her with a kiss:

From Collana Della Falena #5.

These two vampire hunters have made a catch, and before they stake her, they are enjoying her:

From Vampire Realm by Lady Heather.

A sadist enjoying her work:

“Let’s see… Your lechery line is connected to your fat wallet, your sensuality line (very thick!) is connected straight to your pecker, and you’re about to ask me for a private reading in my tent. How am I doing so far?”

The taxi driver told her “Ass, cash, or grass — nobody rides for free.” And she was fresh out of cash and grass:

Via Kinky Delight.

Artwork is by Dofantasy artist Montal.

Confederate flags are being taken down wherever they are found. This is a good thing:

Don’t know how to spank her like Christian Grey does? Sounds like you need a trip to Kink University’s spanking classes!

Well, if not completely naked, at least she’s half nude. Topless. Bare breasted. Showing the bazongas. You get me, dig? She was making a movie, and the director pressured her. She says she was hungry.

A girl who is sufficiently talented (and eager to please) will learn to curl her tongue even when she’s wearing a ring gag. She can’t stop her dom from shoving his dick in her mouth, but she can make it feel better when he does:

From Hard Tied.

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to get a hand job from a milkmaid?

After all, a milkmaid is a skilled professional when it comes to squeezing things and making white stuff come out.

Bondage Blog has been posting about the ultimate automatic and perpetual blowjob machine. Here’s what the creator of the device, Matt Williams, has to say about it on his blog:

I came up with the idea for this device. It’s essentially a fucking machine, but designed for a guy. Just strap your favorite little girl in there and bam! Automatic blowjob machine! It moves her head back and forth on your cock. I suggest adding a ring gag for full helplessness…

This restaurant has a unique program for encouraging self-improvement among the wait staff. They call it back-ally blowjob duty and how it works is, every week the waitress who put the least amount into the tip pool the previous week gets staked out like this in the alley behind the restaurant. They leave a tip jar out there, so if she does a good job, she won’t get stuck out there two weeks in a row.

Scrub brush to the face! She must be a very dirty girl.

It’s 1926 and she’s got an electric vibrator. Buzzy buzzy!

Ever wish you had three cute girls in maid outfits kneeling at your feet to pamper you and serve your every whim? No? How about if one of them was Penny Pax?

Curious about how to program your submissive so that she orgasms at your command? This Girl says it can be done!

This YouTube video features a blonde tasering her own pussy (through her panties) for reasons unclear. Ouchies…

Not what you think, even if it does go all over her face.

She’s the guest of honor at a bukkake party in Spain:

She waterboarded the boyfriend, but it’s OK — she did it the “nice way”.

Awesome photos of a very special heist gone wrong … and yet also, deliciously right!

Really there’s no better use for a roll of duct tape.

The rope marks on her boobs may give you a clue as to why Alice Frost looks so frickin’ happy in this picture:

The sultan likes to know that his prized racing camel is being very well taken care of:

From Kinky Delight.

Not a bad way to cool down in the summer!

When you’ve got a girl tied up, it’s not nice to rub her pussy with fire oil!