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When her husband bought them a week on a private island, she whispered a fantasy in his ear. “Chased and fucked? For reals?”

He gave her exactly what she asked for. Not a peep of safeword was heard. And a good time was had by all.

Patriotism, American-style:

She’s already in the guillotine, the basket ready to catch her head.

Doesn’t it seem superfluous to give her executioner a whip?

First he slaps her, then he makes up to her with a kiss:

From Collana Della Falena #5.

These two vampire hunters have made a catch, and before they stake her, they are enjoying her:

From Vampire Realm by Lady Heather.

A sadist enjoying her work:

If the unicorn is angry, she’s not as pure as she claimed to be:

Via Kinky Delight.

“Let’s see… Your lechery line is connected to your fat wallet, your sensuality line (very thick!) is connected straight to your pecker, and you’re about to ask me for a private reading in my tent. How am I doing so far?”

“Ghost on ME, will you?”

Yesterday she started the laundry and the dishwasher while he was in the shower. Now he’s having his revenge. “Cold shower, bitch! How do you like it now?”

Photo is actually from a lesbian shower scene at Water Bondage.

Yeah, no, maybe don’t have the chicken.

The cat is not happy about this!

Photographer is Abby Gennet according to this.

Snapping people with rubber bands is very 4th-grade, right? But not if you have them tied up naked and are snapping the tender parts of their pussies:

That’s gotta hurt! From Sadistic Rope.

Well, if not completely naked, at least she’s half nude. Topless. Bare breasted. Showing the bazongas. You get me, dig? She was making a movie, and the director pressured her. She says she was hungry.

Tied up, he’s helpless to resist as they hold industrial-strength Magic Wand vibrators on both sides of the head of his dick. Soon his balls will be empty and straining to squirt for a fourth time…

“Hairy butthole” is what it says on the tin and hairy butthole is precisely what the link delivers.

I know men who think there’s no such thing as a woman who genuinely enjoys anal sex. They are wrong, but they do think that.

Here’s a picture that may give you a notion why they feel that way:

She Does Not Like It Up Her Butt

If you’re going to play Scrabble with reanimated body parts, there’s no point wearing any clothes, is there?

She was topless in the French version of an Italian movie, way back in 1951. Yay Sophia Loren titties!

The Mongol hordes conquered most of Asia and a big chunk of Europe. They liked taking slaves among their conquered peoples. This is a comic book vision of what it looked like.

She waterboarded the boyfriend, but it’s OK — she did it the “nice way”.

Awesome photos of a very special heist gone wrong … and yet also, deliciously right!

1966. Black and white movie. Out of Hungary. Political. Artsy. Boring, you’d think. And yet, what’s this? It’s a naked blonde chick, out in the grass being forced to run a punishment gauntlet between a couple of dozen uniformed prison guards. Run, girl, run!

Warning: If you’re a cute girl, don’t steal fruit from grumpy old men. They will totally take your panties, spank your ass, and lock you in a dog kennel so they can play with you again later.

How long can your girlfriend hold this yoga pose? Mine can hold it forever… at least if the rope doesn’t break.

From the department of Japanese what-the-fuckery, check out this portable glass squat-toilet jar for bondage pissing:

The rope marks on her boobs may give you a clue as to why Alice Frost looks so frickin’ happy in this picture:

They are “a painful detail that’s barely noticed because of what’s going on with the riding crop or the hot wax or the complicated business with the cables and the pulley and the donkey.”

From ErosBlog.

The sultan likes to know that his prized racing camel is being very well taken care of:

From Kinky Delight.

Not a bad way to cool down in the summer!

I really hope that’s ink pen, and not a tattoo: