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In Soviet Couchfukistan, couch fucks you!

Ever wonder what goes on during all those “intelligence briefings”? Now you know:

Via Kinky Delight.

A hundred years ago, newspaper cartoonists and vice-presidents were in agreement that what this country needed was a good five-cent cigar. Today, there’s nothing wrong that a good fifty-cent blowjob wouldn’t fix:

Patriotism, American-style:

“Let’s see… Your lechery line is connected to your fat wallet, your sensuality line (very thick!) is connected straight to your pecker, and you’re about to ask me for a private reading in my tent. How am I doing so far?”

Mr. Saunders taught high school biology for thirty years. The frogs finally got their shit together and sent a Boss Frog to get some revenge for all those dissections:

This disastrous evening is the result of what proves to have been not her best moment ever on that dodgy dating site:

Boy scouts! Don’t fuck with them, they’ll fuck back:

Yeah, no, maybe don’t have the chicken.

“All right ladies, who’s ready for a spanking?”

Ouch that’s got to smart. And she’s going to need a merkin!

The cat is not happy about this!

Photographer is Abby Gennet according to this.

Dirty mouth? Clean it up!

Artwork is by Dofantasy artist Montal.

Confederate flags are being taken down wherever they are found. This is a good thing:

This is in line with my experience of sneering bitches also: “A lot of her sneers go away once she has a good set of whip stripes and a cock down her throat.”

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to get a hand job from a milkmaid?

After all, a milkmaid is a skilled professional when it comes to squeezing things and making white stuff come out.

I know men who think there’s no such thing as a woman who genuinely enjoys anal sex. They are wrong, but they do think that.

Here’s a picture that may give you a notion why they feel that way:

She Does Not Like It Up Her Butt

Now here’s an illustrated tale that’s as bawdy as anyone could hope for:

The Drunken Archer’s Bet

Scrub brush to the face! She must be a very dirty girl.

It’s 1926 and she’s got an electric vibrator. Buzzy buzzy!

Just what the world needs: nipple pincers shaped like cartoon-character toys!

Kinky Delight says she must have had a potty-mouth:

But for that, you’d think mouth soaping was the more appropriate response!

Worst. Laxative. Ad. Ever.

This YouTube video features a blonde tasering her own pussy (through her panties) for reasons unclear. Ouchies…

“And depending on how far you turn ’em, she makes a wide range of different noises!”

Not what you think, even if it does go all over her face.

She’s the guest of honor at a bukkake party in Spain:

If you’re ancient enough to remember “adult” Atari games with very disappointing graphics, well, the internet has now fixed one of ’em for ya.

Really there’s no better use for a roll of duct tape.

I think if I had a bunch of armless beauties secured to a pole, I could think of something more fun do do with them than making them kick a silly ball around.

They are “a painful detail that’s barely noticed because of what’s going on with the riding crop or the hot wax or the complicated business with the cables and the pulley and the donkey.”

From ErosBlog.

The sultan likes to know that his prized racing camel is being very well taken care of:

From Kinky Delight.