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When her husband bought them a week on a private island, she whispered a fantasy in his ear. “Chased and fucked? For reals?”

He gave her exactly what she asked for. Not a peep of safeword was heard. And a good time was had by all.

She’s already in the guillotine, the basket ready to catch her head.

Doesn’t it seem superfluous to give her executioner a whip?

First he slaps her, then he makes up to her with a kiss:

From Collana Della Falena #5.

A sadist enjoying her work:

If the unicorn is angry, she’s not as pure as she claimed to be:

Via Kinky Delight.

Our heroine has made a bad enemy… and he plans to watch her die!

“Ghost on ME, will you?”

Yesterday she started the laundry and the dishwasher while he was in the shower. Now he’s having his revenge. “Cold shower, bitch! How do you like it now?”

Photo is actually from a lesbian shower scene at Water Bondage.

“All right ladies, who’s ready for a spanking?”

The cat is not happy about this!

Photographer is Abby Gennet according to this.

Dirty mouth? Clean it up!

Ever wonder why festival food is always a long cylinder that comes on a stick? Well, wonder no longer!

Don’t know how to spank her like Christian Grey does? Sounds like you need a trip to Kink University’s spanking classes!

Snapping people with rubber bands is very 4th-grade, right? But not if you have them tied up naked and are snapping the tender parts of their pussies:

That’s gotta hurt! From Sadistic Rope.

Ever had one of those days when everybody pisses you off and you just wish you could dish out some serious ass-punishment? On days like that, you need one of these:

Via Spanking Blog, which is always helpful with your bottom-spanking issues.

This is in line with my experience of sneering bitches also: “A lot of her sneers go away once she has a good set of whip stripes and a cock down her throat.”

Did you ever wonder what the anus of a big curvy fat girl would look like after she’s been gang-fucked in bondage by a horde of orcish beastmen with big fat knobby dicks? Well, did you?

A girl who is sufficiently talented (and eager to please) will learn to curl her tongue even when she’s wearing a ring gag. She can’t stop her dom from shoving his dick in her mouth, but she can make it feel better when he does:

From Hard Tied.

The Archie comics girls are so kinky! Betty’s got a strapon and Veronica doesn’t need any lube…

Tied up, he’s helpless to resist as they hold industrial-strength Magic Wand vibrators on both sides of the head of his dick. Soon his balls will be empty and straining to squirt for a fourth time…

They want it all. Every drop.

It’s a bad business when hillbillies learn (sort of) about BDSM. “The best way to train a bitch is to beat the slut right out of her nethers!”

Where can you find electricity play sex comics featuring BDSM and electric toys, cruel electric shocks and painful zappings?

There are some samples of Dofantasy.com electrosex comics at the Electrosex Blog.

Bondage Blog has been posting about the ultimate automatic and perpetual blowjob machine. Here’s what the creator of the device, Matt Williams, has to say about it on his blog:

I came up with the idea for this device. It’s essentially a fucking machine, but designed for a guy. Just strap your favorite little girl in there and bam! Automatic blowjob machine! It moves her head back and forth on your cock. I suggest adding a ring gag for full helplessness…

Imagine a comic-book girl named Pinochia. Remember the little boy whose nose grows when he tells a lie? Well, when Pinochia lies, her tits get bigger. And the only way to shrink them again is for her to get a sound and proper whipping.

Sound like endless fun to you? Hell, yeah…

Via Bondage Blog, a sequence of sex comics panels featuring use of the notorious anal pear, so beloved of the Spanish Inquisition:

This restaurant has a unique program for encouraging self-improvement among the wait staff. They call it back-ally blowjob duty and how it works is, every week the waitress who put the least amount into the tip pool the previous week gets staked out like this in the alley behind the restaurant. They leave a tip jar out there, so if she does a good job, she won’t get stuck out there two weeks in a row.

All the best kinky sites where you can find them!

Scrub brush to the face! She must be a very dirty girl.

Apparently he shoots Japanese characters out of his cock when he ejaculates. That’s gotta hurt!

Just what the world needs: nipple pincers shaped like cartoon-character toys!

What’s more fun than a bondage porn star wearing a ring gag with centipedes crawling on her face?

Curious about how to program your submissive so that she orgasms at your command? This Girl says it can be done!

It’s a Figging.com cartoon about tight butts, big strap-ons, and spiced lube.

Hippie lesbian biker chicks tie up and spank a “fascist pig” cop. Are we missing the 1960s yet?

Via ErosBlog, here’s a handy link portal for your phone that will take you to the mobile versions of all the Kink.com sites:

“And depending on how far you turn ’em, she makes a wide range of different noises!”

She waterboarded the boyfriend, but it’s OK — she did it the “nice way”.

Just a mechanical arm, and a yardstick. What won’t she promise after ten minutes on this thing?

1966. Black and white movie. Out of Hungary. Political. Artsy. Boring, you’d think. And yet, what’s this? It’s a naked blonde chick, out in the grass being forced to run a punishment gauntlet between a couple of dozen uniformed prison guards. Run, girl, run!

Warning: If you’re a cute girl, don’t steal fruit from grumpy old men. They will totally take your panties, spank your ass, and lock you in a dog kennel so they can play with you again later.

Is it a religious experience?

This girl sure seems to think so!

Really there’s no better use for a roll of duct tape.

How long can your girlfriend hold this yoga pose? Mine can hold it forever… at least if the rope doesn’t break.

From the department of Japanese what-the-fuckery, check out this portable glass squat-toilet jar for bondage pissing:

The rope marks on her boobs may give you a clue as to why Alice Frost looks so frickin’ happy in this picture:

Did you know they had ponygirls in the days of the Pharoahs of Egypt? Yes they did, and here’s proof:

From Bondage Blog.

From Bondage Blog.

The evil doctor inserts the nozzle…

Remember the movie Sin City, where Jessica Alba gets tied up and whipped by the evilgoon badguy? Did you maybe think that would have been more fun if it had been filmed porno-style?

Well, it turns out that some dirty comic book artist guy thought so too.

Her real circus fantasy.

A comic book treatment of the worst hotel ever. Pretty girls check in, but they don’t check out!

When you’ve got a girl tied up, it’s not nice to rub her pussy with fire oil!