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In Soviet Couchfukistan, couch fucks you!

When her husband bought them a week on a private island, she whispered a fantasy in his ear. “Chased and fucked? For reals?”

He gave her exactly what she asked for. Not a peep of safeword was heard. And a good time was had by all.

Ever wonder what goes on during all those “intelligence briefings”? Now you know:

Via Kinky Delight.

Patriotism, American-style:

She’s already in the guillotine, the basket ready to catch her head.

Doesn’t it seem superfluous to give her executioner a whip?

First he slaps her, then he makes up to her with a kiss:

From Collana Della Falena #5.

These two vampire hunters have made a catch, and before they stake her, they are enjoying her:

From Vampire Realm by Lady Heather.

A sadist enjoying her work:

If the unicorn is angry, she’s not as pure as she claimed to be:

Via Kinky Delight.

“Let’s see… Your lechery line is connected to your fat wallet, your sensuality line (very thick!) is connected straight to your pecker, and you’re about to ask me for a private reading in my tent. How am I doing so far?”

Our heroine has made a bad enemy… and he plans to watch her die!

Mr. Saunders taught high school biology for thirty years. The frogs finally got their shit together and sent a Boss Frog to get some revenge for all those dissections:

This disastrous evening is the result of what proves to have been not her best moment ever on that dodgy dating site:

“Ghost on ME, will you?”

Boy scouts! Don’t fuck with them, they’ll fuck back:

“All right ladies, who’s ready for a spanking?”

Ouch that’s got to smart. And she’s going to need a merkin!

The taxi driver told her “Ass, cash, or grass — nobody rides for free.” And she was fresh out of cash and grass:

Via Kinky Delight.

Ever wonder why festival food is always a long cylinder that comes on a stick? Well, wonder no longer!

Artwork is by Dofantasy artist Montal.

One supposes there might be a medical justification for this hospital prostate milking. But if so, why is the nurse looking around nervously and not wearing any pants or panties?

Did you ever wonder what the anus of a big curvy fat girl would look like after she’s been gang-fucked in bondage by a horde of orcish beastmen with big fat knobby dicks? Well, did you?

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to get a hand job from a milkmaid?

After all, a milkmaid is a skilled professional when it comes to squeezing things and making white stuff come out.

The Archie comics girls are so kinky! Betty’s got a strapon and Veronica doesn’t need any lube…

They want it all. Every drop.

It’s a bad business when hillbillies learn (sort of) about BDSM. “The best way to train a bitch is to beat the slut right out of her nethers!”

Where can you find electricity play sex comics featuring BDSM and electric toys, cruel electric shocks and painful zappings?

There are some samples of Dofantasy.com electrosex comics at the Electrosex Blog.

Now here’s an illustrated tale that’s as bawdy as anyone could hope for:

The Drunken Archer’s Bet

Imagine a comic-book girl named Pinochia. Remember the little boy whose nose grows when he tells a lie? Well, when Pinochia lies, her tits get bigger. And the only way to shrink them again is for her to get a sound and proper whipping.

Sound like endless fun to you? Hell, yeah…

Via Bondage Blog, a sequence of sex comics panels featuring use of the notorious anal pear, so beloved of the Spanish Inquisition:

All the best kinky sites where you can find them!

Apparently he shoots Japanese characters out of his cock when he ejaculates. That’s gotta hurt!

Just what the world needs: nipple pincers shaped like cartoon-character toys!

It’s a Figging.com cartoon about tight butts, big strap-ons, and spiced lube.

If you’re going to play Scrabble with reanimated body parts, there’s no point wearing any clothes, is there?

Hippie lesbian biker chicks tie up and spank a “fascist pig” cop. Are we missing the 1960s yet?

The Mongol hordes conquered most of Asia and a big chunk of Europe. They liked taking slaves among their conquered peoples. This is a comic book vision of what it looked like.

If you’re ancient enough to remember “adult” Atari games with very disappointing graphics, well, the internet has now fixed one of ’em for ya.

Is it a religious experience?

This girl sure seems to think so!

From the department of Japanese what-the-fuckery, check out this portable glass squat-toilet jar for bondage pissing:

Did you know they had ponygirls in the days of the Pharoahs of Egypt? Yes they did, and here’s proof:

From Bondage Blog.

They are “a painful detail that’s barely noticed because of what’s going on with the riding crop or the hot wax or the complicated business with the cables and the pulley and the donkey.”

From ErosBlog.

From Bondage Blog.

The evil doctor inserts the nozzle…

Remember the movie Sin City, where Jessica Alba gets tied up and whipped by the evilgoon badguy? Did you maybe think that would have been more fun if it had been filmed porno-style?

Well, it turns out that some dirty comic book artist guy thought so too.