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Bawdy people, I am OLD. But not so old that I do not remember things. One of the things I remember is that Wikipedia used to have an article about Tubgirl. This entry was slightly misnamed; in fact the article was an exhaustive (for its time) essay on all the infamous shock sites of the day.

That article is not there today. It’s not even visible in the revision history; the current redirect at https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tubgirl was created in 2008, presumably to replace the page after previous deletion. And sadly, the Wikipedia entry for shock site is a pale shadow of the article I remember. There are literally only four examples given, which is explained in the talk page as the result of Wikipedia’s modern fetish for deleting anything that hasn’t been discussed in Very Serious Media — an unlikely event considering the content.

Eventually, it was decided that (as per Wikipedia policy), any shock site should actually be backed up by references. This resulted in the list being slimmed down greatly. Some of the original sites (such as the original, non-commercial meatspin.com, and tubgirl, did not survive the slimming down, as although they were the ‘original’ shock sites, not just the ‘me-too’ ones, they did not have any references whatsoever.

Ideally, on Wikipedia, all the sources should either be from BBC news / similiar quality sites (with the proviso that they are not just ‘the story of the day’, but news articles which have lasting impact e.g. a large earthquake etc), or even better from peer-reviewed journals.

For the shock sites article, the chances of finding references on major news sites, or in a peer-reviewed journal, are minimal. While these types of references are the MOST verifiable / reliable, it should be noted that verifiability / reliability is of course a spectrum; and we cannot always obtain references / sources at the purest / best end of that spectrum. There have been discussions by moderators in the past on this page, and it has been noted that we cannot expect broadsheet newspaper or peer-reviewed journal sources for this article, we will not accept personal blogs, or links to other lists of shock sites, or references containing only very tenuous links to the site (although this last category of reference can be useful).

In revolt against that particular narrow-minded culture-destroying flavor of killjoy insanity, I went looking for an archive of the old Tubgirl article, the one with the hugely detailed list of shock sites and much nostalgic internet history in it. Fortunately, I was able to find a 2005-vintage copy in somebody’s outdated clickfarming website, that I could restore fairly easily by doing a copypasta that elided all their targeted-keyword advertising links. From clues in text, I think it’s plain that many editors were treating this as if it were a general “shock sites” entry.

So, in the interest of internet culture preservation, here’s a copy of the 2005(ish) Wikipedia entry for “Tubgirl”:

Tubgirl

A shock site is a website which aims to offend as many people as possible, generally by showing offensive images. See the main article.

Contents

1 Major shock sites

1.1 Goatse.cx
1.2 Tubgirl.com
1.3 Tubboy.net
1.4 Lemonparty.org
1.5 Harlequin fetus
1.6 Pillowfight
1.7 Last Measure

1.7.1 Source code

1.8 Rotten.com
1.9 SnuffX.com
1.10 Ogrish.com
1.11 Disgusting and Vile
2 Other shock sites
3 Former shock sites

3.1 Klerck.org
3.2 Diddlers.info
4 External links

4.1 Goatse
4.2 Tubgirl
4.3 Tubboy
4.4 Lemonparty.org
4.5 Harlequin Fetus
4.6 Last Measure

4.6.1 Original
4.6.2 Modified

4.7 Adorable Bunnies
4.8 Bakla.net
4.9 Stretch
4.10 Pillowfight
4.11 Albino Black Sheep You Are An Idiot
4.12 Pain Series
4.13 Ogrish
4.14 SnuffX
4.15 RateMyGoatse.cx
4.16 Browser Bomb
4.17 Wormeye.jpg
4.18 Penisbird
4.19 B0g.org
4.20 Dance.swf
4.21 Gummi Series

4.21.1 Videos
4.21.2 Gummi worm
4.21.3 Nail
4.21.4 Pencil

Major shock sites

Goatse.cx

Main article: Goatse.cx

Goatse.cx is one of the most well-known shock sites, and perhaps a leader in the genre. The image which first appears on the site, hello.jpg, shows a man stretching his anus with two hands.

While that specific site was taken down by the NIC.cx authority in January 2004, Goat.cx and Hick.org/goat/ became used instead of the original location, and many mirror sites containing those famous images still exist.

Tubgirl.com

Tubgirl.com is a redirect to a picture (tubgirl.jpg) of a naked woman lying in a bathtub, buttocks raised, projecting a fountain of liquid from her anus. The pubic region is censored with a mosaic. Before the launch of tubgirl.com, this image was featured in a rotten.com story “Fecal Japan” claiming that the subject matter is allegedly popular in Japan. The image displayed on tubgirl.com is marked as having been previously posted on http://www.consumptionjunction.com.

Tubboy.net

Tubboy.net is an amateur attempt to reproduce the above mentioned Tubgirl. The person was unable to direct the fecal stream onto his face.

Lemonparty.org

Lemonparty.org contains a picture (lemonparty.jpg) of three elderly men lying on a bed naked, engaged in kissing and oral sex. The site was defunct for a number of years, then restored. The site once had a link that stated “click here to wash your eyeballs”, which led to a picture of a kitten.

Harlequin fetus

The many sites that have pictures of the harlequin fetus syndrome are generally not intended to be shock sites. Many internet trolls link to such pictures anyway to shock people.

Pillowfight

Pillowfight is a picture of a man’s genitals covered in feces. It was formerly on the 404 error page at dolphinsex.org, along with an article on coprophilia, but that site is now down.

Last Measure

Last Measure is a malicious shock site combining many of the shock sites listed on this page:

Tubgirl
Penisbird
Goatse.cx’s hello.jpg, the infamous picture of a man stretching his anus
Lemonparty
pillowfight.jpg, a picture of a man’s genitals covered in feces
spin.gif
Loopback.jpg, from Goatse.cx, a picture of a man looping his penis into his anus
Christmas.jpg
pooped.jpg, a picture of a woman’s face with feces on it. The picture comes from http://www.bangedup.com
rustina.jpg, depicts the wife of Rusty Foster, creator of Kuro5hin. Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked woman having sex with a black man with a large penis.
eww.jpg, a picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of the people exposing his buttocks. The text “The Fuck What?!” in red is visible, with the man’s naked buttocks circled in a red circle.
freak.jpg (a picture of a naked black female body builder).
Some versions contain weightlifter.jpg, a picture of a powerlifter with red trousers suffering from an anal prolapse. The intestine is seen through a hole in his trousers.

Last Measure abuses Javascript to make it very hard to leave the website once you visit it, short of shutting down the computer or end-tasking the said web browser. The main page plays a voice using the Flash plugin (hey.swf) shouting “HEY EVERYBODY. I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO” at a high volume, while the various shock images move around in popup windows, bouncing off the sides of the screen. The voice in previous Last Measure versions was fsckyou.wav.mp3. fsck is a Unix utility that checks filesystems for consistency, but is used in this context as a modified version of the vulgarity fuck.

The page immediately shown when taken to the site has a picture (pooped.jpg) of a woman with feces on her face. Goatse’s hello.jpg is set as the page’s background picture. The text “GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine” is seen at the top of the page. At the bottom of the page is “Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute”, which is an attempt to get the page listed under Google. The title of the page is “Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately”, which is a takeoff on the text on the front page of Goatse. On two of the Last Measure pages (both on h4xx.com) the text “Like what you see? Got a complaint? Email wrt AT forpresident DOT com.” is visible.

The page at Zeikfried had the title “This is my LastMeasure, my FinalHope. Lovez and kissez from Zeikfried~!” The page at peoplesprimary.com had a wide, blank image at the bottom of the screen. Below it were the words “If you have a screen larger than this i’ll eat my own shit. – this button shit is +1 insightful.” Both of the aforementioned pages were suspended.

Pressing Ctrl or Alt, under Internet Explorer on Windows, gives the “victim” an alert message with the same text. Pressing Del gives the user the “Credits”:

The lastmeasure site also has a script that automates the displaying of these things.

Source code

The full source code is on the official Last Measure site. One can spy further on Last Measure mirrors by appending “/stats.php” to any Last Measure link. This, however, should be done with great care, preferably with JavaScript disabled.

Rotten.com

Main article: Rotten.com

SnuffX.com

SnuffX Is a large shock site that posts regular updates of sick porn and death videos. It contains a large video archive of accident, celebrity, execution, and strange porn videos. The webmaster, Daeryk is known to say to some very distasteful things and was named the King Of E/N (Everything/Nothing) websites by bizarre magazine.

Ogrish.com

Ogrish is an enormous, comprehensive site filled with images of gore, autopsies, amputations, and snuff movies. Ogrish’s infamy peaked when photos of World Trade Center “jumper” victims emerged on the site, along with photographs of other 9/11 victims, shortly after the terrorist attacks. New content is posted daily, often photos of newsworthy calamities, such as suicide bombings, train wrecks, and graphic footage from the war in Iraq. Goregasm is a site like Ogrish but it is a forum where users post images of death, autopsies, etc.

Disgusting and Vile

Disgusting and Vile is a minor shock site under construction which hosts many images and clips depicting murder and types of severe illnesses. http://disgustingandvile.blogspot.com/

Other shock sites

Bakla.net first has three images of a woman in a dress (ann12.jpg, ann17.jpg, and ann18.jpg). Next are three images (china2.jpg, china1.jpg, and china3.jpg) of a transgendered woman wearing a black shirt and bluejeans. The final image (china3.jpg) is of the woman naked, sitting on a bed, revealing her penis and breasts. “Bakla” is a Tagalog (Filipino) derogatory term for homosexual, basically equivalent to “queer” in English. The person shown on the page is from the Philippines.

Stretch (stretch.ragingfist.net) is another picture of a man (possibly Kirk Johnson) distending his rectum, seemingly almost to the point of prolapse. Unlike goatse, the man is not wearing a wedding ring. It is currently located at http://stretch.ragingfist.net/.

The Pain Series is a collection of seven JPEGs, each containing a number of shocking images pasted together. It was created by Huge_Midget of the Something Awful forums, whose users commonly use it as a prank, or when someone leeches (directly shows an image without linking to the site, or asking the webmaster’s permission, thus robbing the linked site of bandwidth) pictures from their websites. Each of the pain series pictures contains some combination of other shock site photos arranged in a collage. According to a WHOIS search, the site that the Pain Series was originally located at (http://www.crazyninjas.org/kittens) is due for deletion, presumably due to violating the host’s agreement terms. However, the ubiquitous status of the pictures on the Something Awful forums means that there are probably many alternate locations that host the Pain Series.
Pain.jpg shows the Goatse.cx hello.jpg, the Tubgirl.com picture, two Harlequin Fetus pictures, other gap.zip pictures, a picture of a man eating feces from another man’s anus, an anime scene of a girl cut open and her innards served as some kind of meal, a picture of a man with his face blown off (Rotten.com’s “Motorcycle” picture), a closeup of a vagina afflicted by an STD, and an anime scene of a hermaphrodite centaur with milk coming out of her breasts and semen out of her penises. The caption “Roofle. Owned. Scrub.” is in the picture, next to Something Awful’s grenade logo.
Pain2.jpg shows Goatse, Tubgirl, Harlequin Fetus, Lemonparty, a closeup of a vagina afflicted by an STD, other gap.zip pictures, an anime scene of a girl cut open and her innards served as some kind of meal, a picture of a man with his face blown off (Rotten.com’s “Motorcycle” picture), scenes of scatological sex, an anime scene of a man performing sexual acts on a mutilated, dead woman, an anime scene of a woman dissected (this image seems to be drawn by the well known guro hentai artist Waita Uziga), a picture of a man eating feces from another man’s anus, a picture of a woman with a broken neck, an anime scene of a girl cut open and her innards served as some kind of meal, a picture of a man defecating into a pair of tubes, and an anime scene of a hermaphrodite centaur with milk coming out of her breasts and semen out of her penises. The picture has the captions “Mmm” for the Coprophagia picture. It also has the caption “I hope you like this picture as much as I do.”
Pain3.jpg shows Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, a picture of a hole being drilled in a man’s head, other gap.zip pictures, a picture of a man with his face blown off (Rotten.com’s “Motorcycle” picture), a picture of a child’s face that was smashed, a torn-up leg, mutilated genitalia, a picture of a woman with her neck torn, an anime scene of a woman dissected (same as in Pain2.jpg), a closeup of a vagina afflicted by an STD, an anime scene of a man performing sexual acts on a mutilated, dead woman, an anime scene of a girl cut open and her innards served as some kind of meal, and an anime scene of a hermaphrodite centaur with milk coming out of her breasts and semen out of her penises.
Pain4.jpg shows Goatse, Tubgirl, Wormeye, a severed head, a picture of a man with his face blown off (Rotten.com’s “Motorcycle” picture), a mutilated dead man (Rotten.com’s “Customs” picture), a picture of a decapitated head (Rotten.com’s “Head” picture), a closeup of a vagina afflicted by an STD, pictures of disfigured penises, a person with an infected foot, a man with an abnormal penis and scrotum, a man missing his penis, and an infected leg missing a toe with worms in place of the toe.
Pain5.jpg shows Goatse, Tubgirl, the Harlequin Fetus, Lemonparty, a man with his head cut, a disfigured leg, a man with his genitals torn off, Wormeye, a dissected penis, a picture of a man with his face blown off (Rotten.com’s “Motorcycle” picture), an infected penis, a man eating feces from another man’s anus, and a closeup of a vagina afflicted by an STD.
Untitled.jpg shows Lemonparty, a picture of an old man masturbating, a picture of a man stretching his anus with a baseball, and with his penis hooked up to a laptop computer that has images of pancakes, bacon, and fruit on its screen, a picture of an old woman grabbing the penis of a man, about to partake in anal sex with him, another picture of an old man fondling himself, a picture of an old man wearing briefs and the upper part of his suit while exposing his penis, a picture of an old man sitting on a couch, fondling himself, a picture of a middle-aged man standing up, fondling himself, a picture of a lit candle inserted in a man’s penis, a picture of a lit lighter clamped onto a man’s testicles, two pictures of naked old men standing up, and a picture of a man with a pen inserted in his penis which is “standing” on a full cup of coffee.
Awesome.jpg shows Goatse, Tubgirl, a syringe injecting feces into a penis (from Adorable Bunnies: Jebus Loves You), Wormeye, a dead man with his head crushed (Helicopter from rotten.com), a dissected penis, a closeup of a vagina afflicted by an STD, and a disfigured hand.
A spoof of the Pain series also exists; it depicts several pictures of Michael Jackson, several pictures of Nokia’s N-Gage gaming system, a picture of George W. Bush, the ‘y helo thar buttsekz’ man from the ‘Attention Whore’ flash movie, a man with piercings all over his face, a boy holding a cockroach, a close-up of an unidentified insect, and an outhouse filled with spiders.
Another spoof of the Pain series can be found here. http://www.freewebs.com/painsix/pain6.jpg

Ratemygoatse.cx is a rate me site of goatse related material in the style of the Hot or Not site. This site contains several grotesque images of people attempting different styles of “goatses”. The original domain was deleted by the Christmas Island authorities.

Ratemypoo.com is another “rateme” parody that features submitted pictures of fecal matter. It is hosted by rotten.com.

Seizure Measure/Browser Bomb/GOD LOVES YOU AND RAINS HIS HOLY LIGHT UPON YOU is based on Last Measure, but contains a flash application that plays music and flashes bright colors in an attempt to trigger an epileptic seizure. The page abuses javascript to cause hundreds of non-moving popups of the flash to invade the screen, hence the name Browser Bomb.

Scat, from www.shitpassion.com, is a scatological shock image showing a man and a woman with feces all over their buttocks and genitals.

Wormeye is a series of pictures of an eye surgery in which a worm is being removed from the eye.

The penisbird image is a picture of a large parrot perched on a man’s erect penis. Rotten.com hosts the image at the domain smoke.rotten.com. The page (linked below) of the penisbird contains a note from a Slashdot reader asking that the image be relocated (if not removed) because Slashdot trolls are using hyperlinks to send unsuspecting users there. The page also mentions a crude ASCII art version of the penisbird, which appears from time to time on Slashdot.

phreak.org/ana/skinny.html shows naked fat women skinny-dipping.

The sooosexay.ytmnd.com site tricks people into viewing Nick Berg’s execution. The background image (http://ytmnd.cdn.lntc.net/data/33888/image.gif) is tiled in the background, with the foreground being the text “oops. =)”. The song “Get Low” is played in the background. hlaohnoes.ytmnd.com tricks people into seeing Paul Johnson’s execution.

Screamers are mild shock sites that are designed to make the viewer “jump”.

www.faggotry.com displays an old (or digitally altered to create the impression of), sepia tone picture of five men engaged in the act of fornication. One of the men is lying on his back, being fellated by another, who is in turn being penetrated by another, who is in turn being penetrated by another, who is in turn being penetrated by the fifth. The keywords used to help categorize the page with search engines contains various non-related terms such as: “white power, gilligan’s island, radio free berkeley and iambic pentameter” among others.

When one is brought to Albino Black Sheep – You are An Idiot page, a Macromedia Flash movie called youare.swf is seen, which chants “You are an idiot, hahahahahahahahahahaha” over and over again, and flashes black and white smiley faces. When the user closes the browser window, the page abuses Javascript so that a flurry of moving popups with the flash are made. Attempting to close these windows, which is difficult because they are flying around on the screen, results in even more popups, sometimes causing the computer to crash or stop responding. A browser with a popup blocker prevents this.

The Gummi Series depicts a man putting various objects into his urethra.

Former shock sites

Klerck.org

Klerck.org was a website that had several shock images. The website’s domain expired.

Spin.gif is an animated GIF file depicting an act of anal sex between two men. One man is seated, and the other is sitting on his lap. The penis of the man below is inserted into the anus of the man on top. The man on top is moving up and down, causing his penis to spin in a clockwise direction; the image is animated in such a way that the spinning motion of the penis appears to be infinite. Spin.gif has now been immortalized on the ytmnd site Ridin Spinnaz (http://ridinspinnaz.ytmnd.com). It depicts the animated gif in sync with a song called “Ridin Spinnaz” by Three-six mafia.

The man with the spinning penis has a tan line indicating he has worn a thong; this has led some to believe that this person is actually a male-to-female transsexual who has not yet undergone sexual reassignment surgery.

Christmas.jpg is a picture of a person stretching her anus to “goatse” proportions with a table clamp.

Diddlers.info

Diddlers.info was a domain owned by the user known as Method Loser of the Something Awful internet forums. The domain is for sale.

The base url directed the recipient to a website with the words “HOT HOT DIDDLING ACTION, MUST BE 18+” followed by, first, a picture (sad.jpg) of Kirk Johnson (a man believed to be the person in the Goatse.cx pictures) stretching his anus with a bottle. The second picture was loopback.jpg (this time using the filename self.jpg), which was taken from the Goatse.cx website, a picture of a man looping his penis into his anus.

The text follows:

“FOR HOT HOT CHILD DIDDLING ACTION: http://we.are.diddlers.info OMGSOHOT MELTING ACTION! FOR PRE-DIDDLING PICTURES, GO HERE WE HAVE US SOME DEDICATED DIDDLERS FANS HERE, GOOD JOB YOU SICK FUCKERS

(The following picture, shirts.jpg, showed a picture of high-school students of Oak Harbor, Ohio next to the Oak Harbor High School sign wearing custom-made shirts with DIDDLERS printed on them. The website was made popular by sophomore Steve Majors, who was included in the picture.)

SIGN THE FUCKING GUESTBOOK, SHITBAGS Comments? Questions? admin@diddlers.info

The background music was “On the Good Ship, Lollipop”. The title of the page is “OMG 18+”.

The simmer section showed two pictures from Rotten.com showing unidentifiable black goop in a bathtub. The following text was in the page:
“Writes the submitter: “Here are some pictures from my police station in XXX. The pictures are of a 90ish old male that was having a bath. He had something that looked like an oversized element from a kettle to help with keeping the water hot. Unfortunately he died and was in the bath for over 2 weeks with the water almost boiling. What you see on the left side of the lower picture are his legs. When the guys took hold of his legs to try and get some of him out of the bath all they got was a bone as it simply slid out of the flesh. The following day the cleaners came in and scooped up almost 50kg of goop that made up his body. If you look closely at the picture you can just make out the shape of a body. Obviously the smell was… um… interesting.”

External links

Attention: These are external links, and lie beyond the control of Wikipedia. Their content could be considered disturbing by some viewers.

Goatse

See: Goatse.cx

Tubgirl

http://www.tubgirl.com/ — This address takes the user to the tubgirl image, http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg
http://www.roflmao.com/laugh — This redirects to Tubgirl.com
http://www.beefytreats.net/mt-archives/tubgirl.html — Another link to the Tubgirl image
http://fuzzybunnies.ytmnd.com — One of the many ytmnd’s with the tubgirl pic
http://yxsex.com/tubgirltwo.html — Features a tubgirl like image (now defunct)

Tubboy

http://www.tubboy.net — “Tubboy”.- a tubgirl re-enactment by a member of www.genmay.net, who is also know for eating his own feces, sex with crabs and putting squid up his rectum.

Lemonparty.org

http://www.lemonparty.org/ — The lemonparty site
http://web.archive.org/web/20021212095308/http://www.lemonparty.org/index.html — Archive of lemonparty.org site
http://lemonparty.evilpope.org — An alternate address for lemonparty.
http://mirbsd.org/ — This address redirects to the above mentioned Lemonparty.org site (formerly even to Goatse.cx itself) and is intented for people that are trying to go to the website of the MirBSD project. The MirBSD project is actually located at http://mirbsd.de/
http://maddox.xmission.com/janetsboob.jpg – A link on The Best Page in the Universe that originally lead to Janet Jackson’s breasts.

Harlequin Fetus

http://www.asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/harlequin.htm — An example picture of a child afflicted with the Harlequin fetus syndrome
http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php?xmlFilePath=journals/ijpn/vol2n1/harlequin.xml — Another page on a Harlequin fetus.
http://www.emedicine.com/derm/topic192.htm — Article at emedicine.com about Harlequin fetus (Images at bottom of page)
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-leechbaby.html — A short video feturing a Harlequin fetus.

Last Measure

Original

http://freeipods.zoy.org/
http://doom3.zoy.org/
http://halflife2.zoy.org/
http://traceroute.zoy.org/

Modified

http://www.captain-obvious.com/alissa/ — A version of Last Measure with different pictures
http://remote-access.renamon.net:280/ — Another version of Last Measure, featuring Japanese pornographic pictures (called hentai outside of Japan) and pop-ups generated with Macromedia Flash and ActionScript.
http://torrents.nimp.org/
http://wikipediasucks.on.nimp.org/ — This and the last link feature another Macromedia Flash file that circumvents most pop-up blockers.

Adorable Bunnies

http://www.adorablebunnies.com/ and http://www.adorablebunnies.com/JEBUS%20LOVES%20YOU/ — Adorable Bunnies.

Bakla.net

http://web.archive.org/web/20030124222232/http://www.bakla.net/ — The bakla page.

Stretch

http://stretch.ragingfist.net — Stretch

Pillowfight

http://web.archive.org/web/20040323154250/http://www.dolphinsex.org/pillowfight.jpg – Pillowfight

Albino Black Sheep You Are An Idiot

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html — You should not visit this page in a Javascript-enabled Web browser. If you do open this website, hold down the Alt+F4 keys in Microsoft Windows, GNOME, or KDE, or hit Command-Q in Mac OS or figure out how to use another similar key combination to close your browser. Some browsers, such as Opera and Firefox, will block these pop-ups.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/open.html — When you.html is closed, it spawns six small versions of open.html, which contain you.html in them. Open.html is the page that causes the pop-ups to bounce around the screen.
http://www.originalicons.com/smile.html — A mirror of the you are an idiot flash.
http://www.forceboy.com/idiot/ — A modified version of you are an idiot that starts out with open.html initially.
http://piv.pivpiv.dk/ — A modified version of the you are an idiot flash that opens 54 popups instead of 6.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sierranaked.jpg
http://members.shaw.ca/spudnewt/sierranaked.jpg/
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.php — This and the above 3 links lead to modified, harmless versions of you are an idiot.

Pain Series

http://www.theinternetisstupid.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album01&op=modload&name=Gallery&file=index&include=view_album.php — A full mirror of the Pain Series.
http://www.spyderlake.com/images/macros/Fyadian/Pain3.jpg — Although the filename is Pain3, the image is actually Pain4.
http://leech.dk/bubblegum.php/eew.jpg — The page that displays pain4.jpg
http://leech.dk/eew.jpg — The picture used in the above link. Actually going to the picture redirects to the page.
http://www.freewebs.com/painsix/pain6.jpg — The aforementioned spoof of the Pain series. This link redirects to the page; one will have to copy and paste the link to view the image.

Ogrish

http://www.ogrish.com — Ogrish.

SnuffX

http://www.snuffx.com/ — SnuffX.

RateMyGoatse.cx

http://www.retropay.com/goatse — RateMyGoatse.cx

Browser Bomb

http://vyr.us/idiot/index.html and http://www.lysol.ws/idiot/ — Browser Bomb. You should not visit it in a Javascript-enabled Web browser. WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php and http://leech.dk/rgb.swf — This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures.

Wormeye.jpg

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/graphics/wormeye.jpg
http://fiend.macker.co.uk/wormeye.jpg
http://ai.technocore.ru/pics/eyebug.jpg — This and the above two links lead to Wormeye.jpg
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/wormeye.htm — A page telling about wormeye.

Penisbird

http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ — Rotten.com’s Penisbird picture.
http://dsl.thekremlin.net/wtf/penisfish.jpg — A related image to penisbird; this one of a man fellating himself with a fish. A woman is also depicted attempting to have sexual intercourse with an eel. (Warning: graphic.)

B0g.org

http://www.b0g.org — Offensive section

Dance.swf

http://www.abum.com/?show_media=406 and http://www.stileproject.com/flash/dance.html — Working version of Klerk.org’s dance.swf.

Gummi Series

The gummi series all depict a man putting objects into his urethra, the most famous being the kids_in_sandbox video.

Videos

The following are the gummiman videos.

http://www.fnord.org/gummi/kids_in_sandbox.mpg — The most popular gummiman video, this depicts a woman shoving a dildo into a man’s urethra.
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/kids_in_sandbox_longer.wmv — A longer version of the kids_in_sandbox video.
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/screwdriver.mov — This video depicts a man putting a screwdriver into his urethra.

Gummi worm

The following images depict a man putting a gummi worm into his urethra.

http://www.fnord.org/gummi/gumiman1.jpg
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/gumiman2.jpg
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/gumiman3.jpg
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/gumiman4.jpg
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/gumiman5.jpg
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/gumiman6.jpg
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/gumiman21.jpg

Nail

The following images depict a man putting a nail into his urethra.

http://www.fnord.org/gummi/nailman1.jpg
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/nailman2.jpg
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/nailman3.jpg

Pencil

The following images depict a man putting a pencil into his urethra.

http://www.fnord.org/gummi/pnclman1.jpg
http://www.fnord.org/gummi/pnclman2.jpg